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Published Pieces
- Banned Performance Enhancing Substances in Literary Competition, McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, 2/27/2013
- Slice of Life, thick jam, 10/1/2012
- A Few Minutes with the Housekeeper at My Hotel, Which Happens to Be on the Moon, Untoward Magazine, 8/9/2012
- Debating the Real Issues – Liberty Island, 8/7/2012
- Frequently Asked Questions About Filing for Temporal Bankruptcy – McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, 6/8/2012
- I’m Sorry That My Robot Car Ran Over Your Robot Cat – McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, 12/5/2011
- Llanwyn the Unforgiving Seeks Vengeance at a Strip Mall Starbucks – McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, 3/31/2011
- Admit It, Central Jersey Plymouth Kia, It’s Over- The Big Jewel, 3/2/2011
- You Built This City On What? – McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, 11/15/2010
- I Am A Candidate- The Big Jewel, 7/7/2010
- I Don’t Know, Honey, Where Do You Want To Eat? – McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, 6/8/2010
- So, You’ve Decided To Become A Drifter – Yankee Pot Roast, 5/14/2010
- 36 Hours on Tralfamadore – McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, 7/29/2009
- Directions to the New House – The Big Jewel, 5/20/2009
- Cover Stories From the Most-Requested Back Issues of The American Prognosticator (1853—1987) - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, 3/25/2009 (with Ryan Garcia)
- The Cervine Patient Begins His Analysis – McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, 11/19/2008
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